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Crazy Ass Mother Fucker
that C.A.M.F just fuckin jumped off the roof
C.A.M.F by Nicholas Waldr January 15, 2008

c.a.m.f. 

To be a "Chill ass motherfucker," hence the c.a.m.f. Someone who would fall in line of this catagory is a listener of Sublime or a frequent beach dweller.
Dude, we were some c.a.m.f.'s just chilling at the beach.
c.a.m.f. by So cal chief March 5, 2004

C.A.M.F. 

Acronym for Cock-Ass Mother Fucker- An annoying little bastard that no matter what they do they always mess up. Basically a scrub that you just want to punch in the face. Or they can only complete Frisbee throws on the curve.
"Dude, Brandon, your a C.A.M.F."
C.A.M.F. by TBK inc. January 7, 2012

c.a.m.f. 

Dude, those fishmongers are some C.A.M.F.'s
c.a.m.f. by So cal chief March 4, 2004

L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T 

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA
Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!

L.m.e.y.p.t.y.c.a.o.m.f

Let me eat your pussy till you cream all over my pussy
Bitch l.m.e.y.p.t.y.c.a.o.m.f
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