Cock in (the) ass
When a boy likes to have cock up his bum and let another boy dump his load there.
"Oh man i love C.I.A. at the end when you can feel the cum up your ass after a fit guy has shoved his big cock in it so he can get satisfaction and dump his load"
A Stupid Call of Duty clan formed by a bunch of twelve year olds, It is recommended that everybody should send fake bomb threats to their official website. (and include your home address in the threat to be more intimidating)
Peter: Hey dude, while we wait for our EPIC meet-up we should spam bomb threats to the C.I.A.
Sans: Dear CIA you are stupid and you can't beat me
*Megalovania starts playing*
Sans + Peter: EPIC GAMERS RISE UP. كيف تكون ملحمة؟
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.