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A group made up of 3 crackheads that are "not ok".
It is founded by L#### G#####, and its group members are comprised by C#### T####, A##### A#####, and L##### G####.
"I drew a painting of C.A.L. lmao."
C.A.L. by Peanut💫❤ September 8, 2020
"You're such a C.A.L.F!!!"
"Stop being such a C.A.L.F and help me with my homework!!!"
(when using the term pronounce it as "calf")
C.A.L.F by Lincey March 18, 2008

Southern C.A.L Performance 

A Bunch Of Drunk Wannabe Rednecks Who Take There Technical Advice From A 15 Yearold Middle Schooler Who Fucks Up Compression Ratios Cause He Has No Math Skills. Theres Also The Owner, A Compulsive Liar Who Claims The Drummer Of 311 Bought His Car When We All Knew It Was A Drug Dealer(Sloppy Cunt). Then Theres The 2 Guys Who Work There That Are Pedofiles. Case In Point, Dont Go There.
Southern C.A.L Performance Is Causing M.A.F.I.A Performance To Stay Awake Till 4AM And Fix What They Fucked Up, Which Would Be My Body Kit.

i.w.y.c.a.l.m

Me: I.w.y.c.a.l.m
Them: I do I’m so sorry if I acted like I didnt
i.w.y.c.a.l.m by MomComePickMeUp August 25, 2020

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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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