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the type of guy to have fits and fall down the stairs after to much vape.
"Do the C.G Special"
C.G by sculman107 October 15, 2023
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CGTD stands for Could Get The Dick. A common term created by waiters at Ruths Chris Steakhouse. The origin of CGTD was to confuse the costumer while talking about the "Fine lil Shawty" that is most likely on a date with some loser that has a lot of money.

CGTD gas also been used as a pick up line. The best was to accomplish this task you must keep the definition a secret. The girls that this has worked with aren't the sharpest stones so it wont be hard.
Check out table 155 seat 2 is C.G.T.D

Me: Baby girl you CGTD.
Slampiece: What does that mean?
Me: Don't worry beautiful.
C.G.T.D by O_G_L_E_S July 6, 2011
Crazy Go Nuts University is a made up institution that originated at the website www.HomestarRunner.com

It is where some of the characters from the website attend, coach, teach, and play for.
I am a graduate of C.G.N.U.

Note: People will not understand what you mean if they do not visit www.HomestarRunner.com
C.G.N.U. by TheTruePryncess August 10, 2006
An acronym for a Crackers Gone Wild. When white people have lost their minds.
Chee: Did you hear about that fight at the mall? It was some white kids.
Walt: Yeah, it was a bunch of C.G.W.s.
C.G.W. by Cheecheejohn June 13, 2018
Certified Guitar Player. The title that Chet Atkins gave himself in 1983, after joining Columbia Records.
Mr. Atkins gave himself a ''degree'' in 1983: Certified Guitar Player. He began signing his name as ''Chet Atkins, C.G.P.''
c.g.p by Power April 9, 2005
Your sister sleeps with everyone, shes such a C G W.
c g w by ethanenterpryz November 6, 2006