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Cock Block Syndrome IE: CBS
Johnny definetely has C B S, he has cock blocked me 42 times in the past 4 months.
C B S by Fredrique June 30, 2006
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College Bull Shit -or- Canadian broadcast system
teacher is just feeding you some C B S.
canadians run XXX movies all nite on C B S.
check C B S (crack dude) Columbian Brown Salesman..
Girl has C B S ! (Crab Butt Shit) man don't do it.
Navy guy is C B S ! ( Crazy Bastard Seaman )
C B S by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006
Term used to describe the hardened state of your penis. Only used when an erection lasts longer than 19 hours. C.B.S stands for, as you know, Chronic Boner Syndrome
Me: "Yo mon, J.P. gotz dat C.B.S"
Jay: "Hellz yeah, he's had that boner for two damn dayz!"
C.B.S by Jay and Mitch September 24, 2008
Whoa! Watch out with that. You almost hit me in my C&B's
C&B's by Ben Dunnavant August 4, 2008
Competitive Bitch Slap...
When a new competitor steps into your marketplace, hoping to garner some of your hard earned business with lower prices on a couple of your items, even if they are inferior in quality...And you answer them with the most aggressive prices ("baby dropper" prices) to send them back from whence they came!
"Hey, did you see the new Fresh Thyme ad? "

"Yeah, I think they are in desperate need of a swift and prodigious C.B.S."
C.B.S. by Dagw123454 September 20, 2017

Chronic Bull Shit (C.B.S)

The constant whining and complaining of illnesses and injury you don’t have. hypochondriac
Sammy has a sever case of Chronic Bull Shit (C.B.S)

y.c.b.s.o.t 

You could be sitting on this
When you snap dirty you can say "You could be sitting on this" (y.c.b.s.o.t)
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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