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Late night tired where anything and everything makes you laugh and you type messages like you're drunk.
kate: bruh I'm tired but like buzztired

jeff: buzztired? I've never heard of that before

kate: yeah me either. But i can't stop laughing

jeff: lmao you're drunk on sleep deprivation...
Buzztired by beehappi23 July 20, 2020

The buzzer 

Makes worth less posts all day long at work.
Dude don't click on the thread, its the buzzer.
The buzzer by nogoodman10555 November 6, 2009

Buzzer bombing 

Buzzer bombing is a common practice at apartment buildings where a visitor presses every button on the intercom system until someone lets them in.
"Dude, Frank ain't buzzing me in!"
"Bro, why aren't you just buzzer bombing the entire building? Someone will letchu in!"
Buzzer bombing by ButterflyMX July 21, 2022

Joy Buzzer 

The vibrating sensation you get when the person you are sodomizing farts across your penis.
"Putting up with the smell was well worth it to get to experience that wonderful Joy Buzzer across my dong!"
Joy Buzzer by Tasty Trevor December 18, 2008

buzztard 

Someone who uses a lot of buzzwords to make them self sound like a leader in a field when really they have little or nothing to actually do with anything they talk about. Consultants and Marketers usually fall into this field but sometimes there are people who should know better who become this as well.
Marketing Consultant : Twitter is the world's largest bridging social-capital group in the recorded history of our species making it an evolutionary game changer. We can help synergize your existing innovations with thought leaders around the globe through our cloud based SaaS application that will guarantee a significant increase in your revenue.

Potential Customer : Wow, if I knew you were such a buzztard I would have locked the door before you arrived.
buzztard by ripsup December 22, 2010

Buzzturd 

One who lives his or her life based upon the advice of online lists and other online lifestyle pieces authored by writers on websites such as (but not limited to) elitedaily.com, buzzfeed.com, and thoughtcatalog.com.
Jimmy: Did you see that Rhonda decided to travel to Spain instead of getting a real job?

Lester: Yeah. Not sure why she did that. She just graduated from an expensive four-year college. She had hardly any money.

Jimmy: She spent her last $1200 on the trip. Classic buzzturd.
Buzzturd by FuzzyDunlop99 October 19, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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