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Buzzturd 

One who lives his or her life based upon the advice of online lists and other online lifestyle pieces authored by writers on websites such as (but not limited to) elitedaily.com, buzzfeed.com, and thoughtcatalog.com.
Jimmy: Did you see that Rhonda decided to travel to Spain instead of getting a real job?

Lester: Yeah. Not sure why she did that. She just graduated from an expensive four-year college. She had hardly any money.

Jimmy: She spent her last $1200 on the trip. Classic buzzturd.
Buzzturd by FuzzyDunlop99 October 19, 2014
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buzztard 

Someone who uses a lot of buzzwords to make them self sound like a leader in a field when really they have little or nothing to actually do with anything they talk about. Consultants and Marketers usually fall into this field but sometimes there are people who should know better who become this as well.
Marketing Consultant : Twitter is the world's largest bridging social-capital group in the recorded history of our species making it an evolutionary game changer. We can help synergize your existing innovations with thought leaders around the globe through our cloud based SaaS application that will guarantee a significant increase in your revenue.

Potential Customer : Wow, if I knew you were such a buzztard I would have locked the door before you arrived.
buzztard by ripsup December 22, 2010
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Buzztard 

A word defining someone who likes to use buzzwords
" Yo dude, the media is nothing but a bunch of buzztard's."
Buzztard by Cheetah_ man February 21, 2022
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026