buttweet

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mama i just buttweet

by daddy daequan December 27, 2021

buttweevils

The small beetles that feed on the debris lodged in a particularly unclean person’s asshole hair.

Not having seen him for over a decade, I never imagined that my ex could harbor such a horrific case of buttweevils.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

buttweenis

'weenis' is the extra skin on your elbow
'butt' is your gluteus maximus, or for you idiots it's the ass
therefore when combined it is the extra skin on someones glutues maximus.
usually used when insulting someone or just complimenting them.

"you're a fuckin buttweenis!" or "wutssup buttweenis?"

by Paloma M. November 20, 2006

butteet

When a females torso is so short there is little space between her butt and breasts.

That girl is so compact and butteet, let me get her phone number.

by brndhs August 23, 2015

buttweed

A nonsensical word to be used as an insult around children, in place of a harsher word.

Dadgummit, that buttweed just pulled out in front of me! Rats!

by Joe Bod August 1, 2010

buttweeder

A cosmetician who specializes in completely removing hair from the pubic and butt-crack region, also known as performing a brazilian wax.

Susie prepared for her hot date with a manicure and a visit to the buttweeder.

by Makooka December 20, 2010

mexican buttweed

Its that gross shwag that has spider webs in it and shit. It smells bad, not even like weed something more like dirt and its usually also in a shitty bag. You can smoke mad blunts and wont even get high. Its is rumored to actually be shipped out of illegal mexican butts.

Eww dog fuck this "mexican buttweed". Ive smoke 3 blunts of this mexican buttweed and still not high.

by Grisnach the gay vampire sub October 24, 2008