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buttonhead 

Round eyes.

Round eyes shaped like buttons, instead of zippers. Also shaped like a butt hole.

The opposite of zipperhead.
Cracky: "Hey zipperhead, stop buying our houses, our lands, our national debt."

Chinky: "It's not our fault you butthole eyes walking corpse are too dumb and incompetent to compete on the world stage, buttonhead. We own you now. Stick to what you know, vaginal rejuvenation. Are you also going to get an eye-juvenation too to get rid of your flappity flap vagina eyes or cunt eyes? It's all you know, breast implants, penis implants, face tightening, nose jobs, and other plastic surgeries you care about so much in LA. You crackers are freaky, turning your body into mutilated flesh."
buttonhead by White Corpse October 4, 2012

Buttonfest

That one day a year we all get together to give thanks for Rants, Constant Disappearances and Button Vision. It's a holy time, filled with Lager, Jagerbombs and Samuel Bucca

UK Holiday that follows Xmas and Boxing Days
James: What are you doing this weekend?
DW: Heading down to Greenwich for Buttonfest, I'm gunna get soooo f*cked up!
Buttonfest by Calis13 December 27, 2010

buttonhead 

Can be either a person or an action; Someone who makes a wrong decision; Doing something stupid without thinking through the consequences
Terry Grant says, "Those two are a couple of buttonheads for going that way!"
Ihor made such a "buttonhead" move for even thinking Mantracker can survive without Terry Grant
buttonhead by golligee333 April 22, 2011

Side Buttoned 

The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you.

The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.

You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.
Mark: Oh no! Greg is calling
Jessica: Don't answer it!
Mark: Good idea, I'll side button him.

Greg: What the fuck, TWO rings? Fuck Mark for side buttoning me.
Side Buttoned by Li Hibbs September 8, 2005

bitch buttoned 

when someone calls you on your cell phone and you do not want to talk to them you hit the side button to dismiss their call and direct them to you voicemail.
"Anthony's calling again, hes about to get bitch buttoned." "hopefully he gets the point and stops bugging."
bitch buttoned by rick sanchez August 23, 2006

Side Buttoned 

The action of ignoring an incoming call by the use of the side button on one's cellular phone.
"Dude, I totally side buttoned this chick last night. She must have called me five times."
Side Buttoned by Taylor H. March 2, 2008