Buttlong

A long annoying amount of time. See Asslong.

I hate waiting in the buttlong line at the taco place when I'm starving yo!

by ,_\ ( ) |-| /\/ March 14, 2009

buttmonger

Insult or derogatory term.

That buttmonger stole my purse!

by notabuttmonger November 29, 2004

Buttongate

Jenson Button's contract saga in 2004/2005. Button signed a contract to drive for Williams in 2005, despite having a contract with BAR for 2005. A giant legal battle followed, to determine who Button would drive for in 2005. This became known as Buttongate I.

Button wanted to remain with BAR for 2006. However, in the summer of 2004, Button signed a contract with Williams to drive from 2006 onwards. Another legal battle began. This became known as Buttongate II.

"Avoiding another potential Buttongate, Williams signed GP2 superstar Nico Rosberg.

by Prezzy May 12, 2006

buttlung

an individual who is always talking shit

I wish that buttlung would shut the hell up.

by your mom September 3, 2003

buttlingus

Oral stimulation of the anus.

As cunninglingus is to the vagina, buttlingus is to the anus.

by Brien May 23, 2006

buttong

A hairy round piece of flesh just under your rump. Lots of celebrities are the victim of buttong flare which is one of the worst things that can be seen in public. Buttongs are usually exposed while wearing bikini bottoms. A good way to hide buttong flare is with tattoos in dark ink. Just remember to ask your friends if you have buttong flare whenever you are at the beach so that boys wont think your buttong to be unnatractive.

Dan: Dude! have you seen briteny's buttong lately?

Ashton: yeah its sooo round and disgusting!

Dan: yeah I know man

by Danny Zee May 5, 2011

buttlogjam

One of those bowel movements that won’t flush

To add to the awkwardness of our first date, I deposited a buttlogjam in her toilet.

by Screaming Old Man April 13, 2021