buttholes 

1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people.

2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.

3. The holes in butts.

I was looking for a good boulder for Dinosaur Sex in the woods when some buttholes were blasting Counting Crows on their radio. I pushed my ear-buttons to keep out the wretched garbage-noise.

buttholes by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008

buttholes 

A game in which two people frivolously run around with no pants and attempt to stick a finger in the opposing player's asshole. The loser, undoubtedly, has a finger in their butthole.

I played a game of buttholes with Suzie last night. I lost... First time I've ever had a finger in my ass.

buttholes by SleeperInAisle1 December 15, 2008

Buttholes 

Buttholes are NOTHING to be laughed at, they are just a part of the human body.

There are over 7 billion buttholes in the world, its time to take them seriously!

Buttholes by Buttholes are cool July 9, 2020

Buttholes 

Plural of buttholes - aka a’festival’ of buttholes

Today I saw a festival of buttholes
Tonight, a festival of buttholes awaits

Buttholes by Lemontarts November 12, 2021

Buttholes Gate 

A town in southern Oregon, AKA Grants Pass.

Man I hate having to drive through Buttholes Gate.

Buttholes Gate by Alocatelli February 7, 2008

blowing on buttholes 

The act of getting as close as possible to a strippers ass that when you blow on it, she can feel it. Usually followed by a giggle or confused look by the stripper.

Yo Chuck, Mike and I are gonna go blowing on buttholes tonight. You wanna roll with?

blowing on buttholes by Texas2Fists June 14, 2014

hickory smoked horse buttholes

Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.

Basically self explanatory.


Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.

"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."

"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."

"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"

"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."

hickory smoked horse buttholes by poopy bunghole August 12, 2008