Like tailgating, but inside a drinking establishment where some nice person will bring you all the alcohol you want. Infinitely preferable when the weather is below freezing or its raining out. Done best with a bar full of friends and people supporting your team.
Q: Hey, I heard your team was Rose Bowl bound. You going to any tailgating parties?
A: No man, I'm stuck in Wisconsin. Jan 1, I'll be bargating it instead.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.