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Buttfuckistan 

A mythical far-away place that is very difficult to a) find on a map and b)leave. It is not unlike Buttfuck Egypt, Buttfuck Idaho, etc., except for added emphasis on being at least an ocean and several mountains farther away. It is a place where people live under rocks, in caves, and in highrise concrete apartments with no water or electrical power. You are always an outsider in Buttfuckistan, and the inhabitants are always at war with each other over pressing, ancient issues you will never be able to fully understand. Sometimes you can find a McDonalds there.
That smell...it's like burning rubber mixed with cow dung...are we in Buttfuckistan?

I got an email telling me I can make $450,000 in two months. All I have to do is open a bank account and cash this $5,000 check from the Royal Emir of Buttfuckistan.
Buttfuckistan by Benny Dover January 1, 2009

buttfarts 

Farts which emerges from one's butt, and not another orifice.
After eating a large can of beans, Steve made many loud and disgusting buttfarts.

Buttfukistan

Any of the "stans" in Central Asia ( Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan,Turkmenistan, and Afghanistan). The country of origin of most 7-Eleven owners.
The Army is shipping my ass to Buttfukistan.
Buttfukistan by CPT K August 20, 2011

Buttlarking 

Gently cupping your hand below ones butt cheeks and so delicately grasping ones butt cheek..
Whoa, Elliott was just definitely Buttlarking that hot girl!
Buttlarking by Mh3234 August 8, 2016

buttfaceist 

To be a buttface is to have the world's biggest face that looks like a butt.
Used in fights to describes on face. An example being, "hey you suck, your the buttfaceist"
buttfaceist by Thelife360 July 22, 2023
A shorthand declination of an offer in a friendly manner.
No, buttfanks for offering.
Buttfanks by anonymous May 13, 2026
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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