4 definitions by poop_jesus
by poop_jesus April 5, 2006
One who is beyond the traditional definition of being drunk. They must meet 2 of the following 3 requirements:
1) Take prescription medications with copious amounts of alcohol. These prescription medications must not include antibiotics, antifungals, or antidepressants. They must fall into one of the following categories: Valium, Vicodin (or Vicodin derivatives), Xanax. A mix of all three categories is preferable.
2) Eat Whataburger late at night and not remember doing so the following day. Or if one does remember, they must consider it the most delicious food ever to grace the planet known as Earth.
3) One must pass out during mid french fry ketchup (or catsup) dip with one's hand gracing the ketchup (or catsup) container and/or dish.
1) Take prescription medications with copious amounts of alcohol. These prescription medications must not include antibiotics, antifungals, or antidepressants. They must fall into one of the following categories: Valium, Vicodin (or Vicodin derivatives), Xanax. A mix of all three categories is preferable.
2) Eat Whataburger late at night and not remember doing so the following day. Or if one does remember, they must consider it the most delicious food ever to grace the planet known as Earth.
3) One must pass out during mid french fry ketchup (or catsup) dip with one's hand gracing the ketchup (or catsup) container and/or dish.
I got so dunk last night that I can hardly remember getting my strawberry anus.
My fag mop is especially moist this morning due to the fact that I was dunk.
That ass farmer got dunk.
My fag mop is especially moist this morning due to the fact that I was dunk.
That ass farmer got dunk.
by poop_jesus August 9, 2006
by poop_jesus April 6, 2006
That little gay mustache "cool" people have under their lower lip. Aside from asthetic purposes, the "fag mop" is mostly used to capture semen after giving gay oral sex.
by poop_jesus July 20, 2006