Butterpits
A women too attractive for words, who would causes spontaneous ejaculation if it were not for her hairy armpits.
Butterpits by Honey-bunny August 9, 2012
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Buttershits
The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.
Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.
Buttershits by Scrumfis August 13, 2011
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Butterpits • butter piston • butter tits • butternuts • butterfish • Butterpants • Butterpie • Buttershits • Butterito • bitterbits
Operation Butternips
In the chat of Rainbow Six Siege When someone is saying Operation Butternips You know they are gonna go tryhard the moment they say that.
Friendly: Dude we're gonna win this game
Me: These guys are doo doo
Enemy: Operation Butternips
Round: Lost *All Friendlys have been eliminated.*
Me: These guys are doo doo
Enemy: Operation Butternips
Round: Lost *All Friendlys have been eliminated.*
Operation Butternips by TriggeredRich September 14, 2018
butterpersonality
A female who is good-looking, but is a total bitch.
Note: BTW, coincidentally, I saw this term used somewhere else. Doesn't it happen pretty often that you think you were the first person to think of something where someone else had thought of it several years ago? :D
Note: BTW, coincidentally, I saw this term used somewhere else. Doesn't it happen pretty often that you think you were the first person to think of something where someone else had thought of it several years ago? :D
Guy No. 1: (points at hot girl) Isn't she hot?
Guy No. 2: She is hot, I gotta admit, but she is a total bitch.
Guy No. 1: Really? How'd ya say so?
Guy No. 2: Trust me, I was friends with her for a while. She's a total butterpersonality.
Guy No. 2: She is hot, I gotta admit, but she is a total bitch.
Guy No. 1: Really? How'd ya say so?
Guy No. 2: Trust me, I was friends with her for a while. She's a total butterpersonality.
butterpersonality by aja675 November 15, 2011
buttertits
Johnny: Dayum, that girl is fuckin hot!
Joe: No man, check it out, she's a major buttertits.
Johnny: Ah, shit man. She's got that smokin hiny, perfect face, too bad she's as flat as a piece of paper.
Joe: No man, check it out, she's a major buttertits.
Johnny: Ah, shit man. She's got that smokin hiny, perfect face, too bad she's as flat as a piece of paper.
buttertits by gorillaguy987 May 26, 2009
Butterpush
When someone takes a shit in another person's asshole and pushes it in with their dick (or strap-on).
1. I can't decide if I want a butterpush or a steven creamroller today.
2. DoomCraft just butterpushed Buckwheat and now he's ready to play Mount & Blade.
2. DoomCraft just butterpushed Buckwheat and now he's ready to play Mount & Blade.
Butterpush by Ganjan December 7, 2010
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