Buttered Up

Well lubricated for sex or masturbation.

I can't rub one out unless I'm buttered up.

She was buttered up when I got home so I had to tap dat.

This KY warming gel is the best way to butter up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Buttered up

A term used for someone, usually a girl, who goes out and gets drunk.

Kirsten went out with the girls and got all buttered up last night.

by J. Roper July 21, 2007

buttered up

To entice someone; usually by making said person feel as if they are a piece of toast being spread with butter.

We just called Johnny and he said we could come over. I think it’s because we buttered up him fat.

by johnnyboi sauce June 10, 2018

buttered up baby

A person who is normally 18+ who is a late-bloomer if male, has a face only a mother would love, who likes to drink underage, and wines and complains about everything.

Elijah is such a buttered up baby when we have parties

by BRAINSTEW! March 5, 2011

buttered side up

An expression meaning that everything turned out alright like your toast landing buttered side up.

Her: It's been a rough year, a breakup, lost my job and my best friend..

Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023

Butlered Up

–verb
1. to fuck up an otherwise simple task
Mike went to the store to get beer and came back with a live chicken and 2 pints of milk, he really butlered that up.
2. to do the opposite of what is expected
You really butlered up the ski trip when you backed nothing but tshirts and shorts.

Phil really butlered up his date with Nancy when he accidentally set her house on fire.

I stayed up playing video games instead of studying and butlered up my exam.

by Rebutler April 13, 2011