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Elongated buttcrackilyosis

-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone

- Butt crack is just too long
Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!

David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis

Buttershits

The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.

Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.
Buttershits by Scrumfis August 13, 2011

buttercheeks 

cheeks complete with butter. this can be taken anyway you want.

also, a name of a webkinz. (whoever decided to name a stuffed animal that needs to explain themselves)
You are now literally buttercheeks!
buttercheeks by DickCox45 August 3, 2007

butterschnapps 

A butterschnapps is when a woman takes multiple male genitalia at one time. One in every orifice (mouth, puss, ass), one in between each finger, and fat rolls can also count as well. There will be roughly 12-20 cocks involved.
Wow, last night was such a sausage fest. Thank God that bitch showed up and saved the day with a butterschnapps.
butterschnapps by Deezlesteins August 18, 2009

Butterchuck 

Shooting a massive cumshot
Butterchucked Butterchucking
I butterchucked all over a girl last night
Butterchuck by Shaggster77 November 21, 2018

Buttercheese

What one is left to eat when in a state of poverty. However lack of food other than buttercheese shouldn't stop one from purchasing an Ipod, or a World of Warcraft subscription.
Sorry kids, I got fired. We'll be eating buttercheese for the next few weeks!
Buttercheese by Aung San Suu Kyi October 20, 2005