Butterachi

You take a stick of butter from the fridge, unwrap it and slide it into your girlfriends ass, wait 20 minutes and finish the deed with rigorus anal sex.

Gary totally Butterachied Mallory last night, I guess the butter was really cold though.

by KravenOne May 7, 2011

Elongated buttcrackilyosis

-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone

- Butt crack is just too long

Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!

David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis

by The Djb21 November 15, 2013

Buttershits

The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.

Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.

Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.

by Scrumfis August 13, 2011

buttercheeks

cheeks complete with butter. this can be taken anyway you want.

also, a name of a webkinz. (whoever decided to name a stuffed animal that needs to explain themselves)

You are now literally buttercheeks!

by DickCox45 August 3, 2007

butterschnapps

A butterschnapps is when a woman takes multiple male genitalia at one time. One in every orifice (mouth, puss, ass), one in between each finger, and fat rolls can also count as well. There will be roughly 12-20 cocks involved.

Wow, last night was such a sausage fest. Thank God that bitch showed up and saved the day with a butterschnapps.

by Deezlesteins August 18, 2009

Butterchuck

Shooting a massive cumshot
Butterchucked Butterchucking

I butterchucked all over a girl last night

by Shaggster77 November 21, 2018

Buttercheese

What one is left to eat when in a state of poverty. However lack of food other than buttercheese shouldn't stop one from purchasing an Ipod, or a World of Warcraft subscription.

Sorry kids, I got fired. We'll be eating buttercheese for the next few weeks!

by Aung San Suu Kyi October 20, 2005