Butter doming

The act of buttering up your bald head and inserting yourself into a lady head first. Usually executed by a bald fat guy that somehow dates women wildly out of his league.

How does Tim pick up these hot chicks? They must be into butter doming.

by Badideasonly69 September 20, 2021

I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.

Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025

doing a butler

When you ask all your friends if your free. But in fact arnt free yourself

Butler: Are you free tonight? Because im not
Gaz: Stop doing a butler on me

by Gareth Fisher May 15, 2015

Doing a Butters

Peeing at the urinal like Butters, the little boy from South Park, with your pants down past your knees.

Didja see Tom in the Men's room? He was doing a Butters.

by justaguy42 July 20, 2011

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Dominican Door Buster

The Act Of Having anal in front of a door and as you thrust the girls head proceeds to hit the door everytime

Danny did the Dominican Door Buster to matt's girlfriend whall she was sleeping.

by Juice BoxDJ October 20, 2010