Butter doming 

The act of buttering up your bald head and inserting yourself into a lady head first. Usually executed by a bald fat guy that somehow dates women wildly out of his league.

How does Tim pick up these hot chicks? They must be into butter doming.

Butter doming by Badideasonly69 September 20, 2021

I’m doing better than you 

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.

Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”

I’m doing better than you by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025

doing a butler 

When you ask all your friends if your free. But in fact arnt free yourself

Butler: Are you free tonight? Because im not
Gaz: Stop doing a butler on me

doing a butler by Gareth Fisher May 15, 2015

Doing a Butters 

Peeing at the urinal like Butters, the little boy from South Park, with your pants down past your knees.

Didja see Tom in the Men's room? He was doing a Butters.

Doing a Butters by justaguy42 July 20, 2011

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? 

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Dominican Door Buster 

The Act Of Having anal in front of a door and as you thrust the girls head proceeds to hit the door everytime

Danny did the Dominican Door Buster to matt's girlfriend whall she was sleeping.

Dominican Door Buster by Juice BoxDJ October 20, 2010

I'm not losing OR DOING a pretend war so you can tell yourself she's fucking you because you're better than me

And I'm not letting you turn credit for ideas that are solely attributable to me as the spoils of it.

Hym "I'm not losing OR DOING a pretend war so you can tell yourself she's fucking you because you're better than me. You are right to cry about how this went and you're right to blame yourselves.

I'm not losing OR DOING a pretend war so you can tell yourself she's fucking you because you're better than me by Hym Iam October 5, 2026