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Butter Lettuce 

Lettuce with a slightly sweet and buttery flavour.

Characteristics:
- soft, loose head
- thick leaves
- evenly green
- tender
-oily, mildly flavoured leaves

Beth, a character in the webseries Bravest Warriors, is portrayed constantly dreaming of butter lettuce, and is seen in the episode "Butter Lettuce (Ep. 3 Season 1)" fantasizing about butter lettuce in the Holo-Jon.
Guy 1: What the hell is butter lettuce?
Guy 2: Lettuce that tastes of butter. What else, dude?
Guy 1: No shit. Have you actually tried it?
Guy 2: Nah, but I've seen it on Bravest Warriors.
Butter Lettuce by skuhm September 24, 2013

ButterLettuce 

Kinda retarded at times but they are nice. They usually sound funny when screaming and have a nice cock.
man: dude did you see that guy back there? he was a total ButterLettuce
man2: no way bro
ButterLettuce by RattlesMyBoner September 11, 2020

lettuce in my butte 

when tgere is lettice in youre butte !!! 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 (that is me when there is lettuse in muy butrt))),
letuce man: do you wnat letuce in youre bute!
me ; yes plea e
lettic man,: ok!!!!!!!
me; lo ojhyeah yeah i have lettuce in my butte now!!!!
lettuce in my butte by nabfam December 30, 2020

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026