ButterLettuce 

Kinda retarded at times but they are nice. They usually sound funny when screaming and have a nice cock.

man: dude did you see that guy back there? he was a total ButterLettuce
man2: no way bro

ButterLettuce by RattlesMyBoner September 11, 2020

Butter Lettuce 

Lettuce with a slightly sweet and buttery flavour.

Characteristics:
- soft, loose head
- thick leaves
- evenly green
- tender
-oily, mildly flavoured leaves

Beth, a character in the webseries Bravest Warriors, is portrayed constantly dreaming of butter lettuce, and is seen in the episode "Butter Lettuce (Ep. 3 Season 1)" fantasizing about butter lettuce in the Holo-Jon.

Guy 1: What the hell is butter lettuce?
Guy 2: Lettuce that tastes of butter. What else, dude?
Guy 1: No shit. Have you actually tried it?
Guy 2: Nah, but I've seen it on Bravest Warriors.

Butter Lettuce by skuhm September 24, 2013

Butterlette 

Small and convenient packages of butter you find in restaurants and continental hotel breakfast. Butterlettes are often enclosed in easy to peel containers or wrapped in plastic.

Waiter: Can I get you anything else?

Patron: Yes, some butterlettes for the roles would be nice.

Butterlette by TheRealOG15 January 28, 2024