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Buttdialed 

When you try to call your buddy in prison and his phone is in temporary storage in his butt.
"Honey, who are you trying to call?" "I just buttdialed Joe in prison, for real."
Buttdialed by Turk 153 September 17, 2016
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buttdial 

to accidentally dial someone's phone number by sitting on your phone, leaving a very confused person talking to your pants.
"hey man, what's up?"
(background noise)
"hello? yo, you there...? aw man. I think i just got buttdialed."

one minute later...

"hey. ... hey wait a sec. Again!?"
buttdial by vittorino June 24, 2008

Buttdial 

Taking your phone from your back pocket and realising you called someone.
- Hi, how’s it going? Not heard from you in ages!
- sorry, buttdial
Buttdial by Ct001 November 14, 2018

Butt Dialed 

The act of inadvertently calling someone on a cellular phone, when your phone is in your pocket, or purse, or some other seemingly inconspicuous place where it should not be making calls.
Your Crazy Ex: Hey, I saw that you called. What's up? Wanna hang out? Wanna get back together? I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!
You: Eh, sorry for the confusion, but I didn't mean to call. I must have butt dialed you.
Butt Dialed by Amran Al Hampran October 21, 2008

butt dialed the stork 

A term used for an unexpected pregnancy.
Did you here about Kim she butt dialed the stork.

Reverse Buttdial

To call someone that you don't want to call but accidentally call them anyways being aware of the situation
MM: I kinda don't wanna call him
MM: *hits the dial button
MM: fuck
Me: you did a Reverse Buttdial aye?

buttdial 

v., buttdialed, buttdialing, buttdials.

1. To phone a friend accidentally using ones buttocks. Usually this is a result of sitting on the phone.
phone rings
Person 1: hello?
Persons 2, 3, 4, and 86: unintelligible drunken noise
Person 1: Is my reception bad?
Person 86: Shit, it's person 1. You just buttdialed him. Now he knows everything!
Person 1: WHAT?! HELLO?!
dial tone
buttdial by Svati June 24, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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