Definitions by Ct001

'mocracy 

It's the way fake patriots pronounce "democracy".

We have to leave the EU cos 'mocracy.

'mocracy by Ct001 April 18, 2019

Buttdial 

Taking your phone from your back pocket and realising you called someone.

- Hi, how’s it going? Not heard from you in ages!
- sorry, buttdial

Buttdial by Ct001 November 14, 2018

Poops 

Poops: what the cutest girls say when they mean oops, so you love them a bit more.

POOPS! Didn’t mean to call you then!

Poops by Ct001 November 12, 2018

Wontonly 

Late night texting to someone who’s asleep, with the intention that they are read in the morning.

I got drunk and wontonly texted that guy I’ve been seeing, telling him what I wanted to do with him.

Wontonly by Ct001 November 11, 2018