'mocracy

It's the way fake patriots pronounce "democracy".

We have to leave the EU cos 'mocracy.

by Ct001 April 18, 2019

Wontonly

Late night texting to someone who’s asleep, with the intention that they are read in the morning.

I got drunk and wontonly texted that guy I’ve been seeing, telling him what I wanted to do with him.

by Ct001 November 12, 2018

Buttdial

Taking your phone from your back pocket and realising you called someone.

- Hi, how’s it going? Not heard from you in ages!
- sorry, buttdial

by Ct001 November 14, 2018

Poops

Poops: what the cutest girls say when they mean oops, so you love them a bit more.

POOPS! Didn’t mean to call you then!

by Ct001 November 12, 2018