Ct001's definitions

'mocracy

It's the way fake patriots pronounce "democracy".

We have to leave the EU cos 'mocracy.

by Ct001 April 18, 2019

Poops

Poops: what the cutest girls say when they mean oops, so you love them a bit more.

POOPS! Didn’t mean to call you then!

by Ct001 November 12, 2018

Buttdial

Taking your phone from your back pocket and realising you called someone.

- Hi, how’s it going? Not heard from you in ages!
- sorry, buttdial

by Ct001 November 14, 2018

Wontonly

Late night texting to someone who’s asleep, with the intention that they are read in the morning.

I got drunk and wontonly texted that guy I’ve been seeing, telling him what I wanted to do with him.

by Ct001 November 11, 2018