Buttblind

Someone who doesn't notice butts

No I didn't look at her butt! I'm buttblind!

Buttblind by LabRatAngie July 18, 2018

buttbanditry 

the process of stealing up another man's rectum in the quiet of the night..........

James was overwhelmed by the rampant degree of mindless savage buttbanditry.

buttbanditry by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

buttalingus 

When a person leaves a room and the smell of their butt lingers behind

Even after he the meeting, Jerry's buttalingus filled the room.

buttalingus by BAM2018 September 22, 2016

buttalingus 

the act of eating ass like you would pussy

you eat her ass out like a cupcake? Yeah I did a little buttalingus.

buttalingus by Don.E October 14, 2016

buttilingus

the act of licking a partners butthole with your tongue. balallala

Man, I gave Sherrie buttilingus last week, and I still taste shit!

buttilingus by Lucoid March 7, 2008

Buttyland 

A place where gifted and especially weird people visit during their slumber. Many new unknown places and foods can be found there such as buttyfloss and hubert (a butt pony) ‘s house! To enter butty land you must make the sacred noise: yodele hee hoo! Then thrust into the air then you should - if you pass the guidelines* - enter butty land.

*the butty guidelines are that you must be about to go to sleep, you must not be human, and you must be strange.

‘Goodnight!’ said Hubert ‘see you in buttyland!’

Buttyland by The anonymous bum April 9, 2020

buttlint 

the hairy blue-gray substance I pick out of my asscrack

This buttlint tastes like chicken

buttlint by great_flaming_chicken October 8, 2003