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Someone who doesn't notice butts

No I didn't look at her butt! I'm buttblind!

Buttblind by LabRatAngie July 18, 2018

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buttbanditry

the process of stealing up another man's rectum in the quiet of the night..........

James was overwhelmed by the rampant degree of mindless savage buttbanditry.

buttbanditry by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

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buttalingus

When a person leaves a room and the smell of their butt lingers behind

Even after he the meeting, Jerry's buttalingus filled the room.

buttalingus by BAM2018 September 22, 2016

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buttalingus

the act of eating ass like you would pussy

you eat her ass out like a cupcake? Yeah I did a little buttalingus.

buttalingus by Don.E October 14, 2016

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buttilingus

the act of licking a partners butthole with your tongue. balallala

Man, I gave Sherrie buttilingus last week, and I still taste shit!

buttilingus by Lucoid March 7, 2008

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Buttyland

A place where gifted and especially weird people visit during their slumber. Many new unknown places and foods can be found there such as buttyfloss and hubert (a butt pony) ‘s house! To enter butty land you must make the sacred noise: yodele hee hoo! Then thrust into the air then you should - if you pass the guidelines* - enter butty land.

*the butty guidelines are that you must be about to go to sleep, you must not be human, and you must be strange.

‘Goodnight!’ said Hubert ‘see you in buttyland!’

Buttyland by The anonymous bum April 9, 2020

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buttlint

the hairy blue-gray substance I pick out of my asscrack

This buttlint tastes like chicken

buttlint by great_flaming_chicken October 8, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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