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Buttball 

Similar to "jerk" or "turd". Anatomy: combination of butt and balls.
My Sister is a buttball.
Buttball by Aquamom December 18, 2016
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buttball 

The act of inserting testicles into an anus, sometimes one's own.
"Hey Joel, it's Chris. I got this porn you have to see, it's called 'Guys Who Buttball Themselves.' Call me back! Later!"
buttball by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

Bolivian Buttball 

A world famous sport made by three people in the outer banks. Can also be used as an insult, meaning someone that is immature or a jerk.
"I love bolivian buttball!"
"you're such a bolivian buttball, dude"
A condition of tightness or numbness in the testicles that is felt after fully inserting them inside another person's anus for a prolonged period of time. The intensity and duration of buttballs is dependent on several factors, including but not limited to the size of one's testicles, blood pressure, tightness and dilation of the host's anus, and duration of insertion.
"Damn Tone, you dunked yo nuts in that bitch's ass for over 20 minutes! You must have a serious case of buttballs."
buttballs by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2011
A mobile phone call placed accidentally and unintentionally, usually from the Send button getting pushed during normal movement while the phone is in your back pocket (next to your butt).
"My phone rang about five times in a row and there was nobody there. Each one was a buttcall from Tricia!"
buttcall by Ghostnote April 22, 2008

buttmallow 

Marshmallows that an extremely attractive female deficates when a man hits her G- Spot during sexual intercourse; may occasionally taste like cellery.
Dude, check this shit! When I was boning your sister last night, she came so hard she totally busted a buttmallow!
When a man fully inserts his penis into the anal passage (male or female) and rest his balls on the gluteus maximus thus the formation on buttballs occurs.
(Exp.1)Man George, You were so drunk last night Alex T. got in that ass so far he gave you the worst case of buttballs ever and left you a rash. Here is the picture.

(Exp.2) BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I GIVE YOU BUTTBALLS!
Buttballs by B & J July 31, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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