Buttaball 

A fat kid who sits on his computer all day; sometimes the reason being because they are socially awkward and possibly dropped out of school.

Stan: Hey Joe, how come David never leaves his house to hang out?

Joe: Cause he sits on his computer all day playing video games, because he has no education.

Stan: Oh, so he is a butterball?

Joe: Ya boy he a buttaball.

Buttaball by HeartzNDiamondz December 19, 2014

Butterball Buttfuck

Engaging in anal sex with a butterball (A morbidly obese person) This can result in extreme depression, suicidal thoughts, loss of hearing, sight, and in some extreme cases: losing the ability to feel anything.

Friend 1:Did you hear what craig did?
Friend 2: No what did he do?
Friend 1: He butterball buttfucked Lisa last night!
Friend 2: Ew thats gross man!

Butterball Buttfuck by Jfeldster December 16, 2011

Butterball Naked

The state of being naked; in the buff

After her shower, Katie was butterball naked.

Butterball Naked by Va5oh November 2, 2016

Butterball Effect 

A scientific theory which explains that regularly eating butter, even a small pat, will eventually turn you into a fat butterball.

At the 10 year High School Reunion.....

Gerard: Hey check out Sylvia, she's a total hefer! She used to be hot, what happened?

Chuck: Dude, It's called the Butterball Effect, all those empty fat calories have wreaked their damnable havoc on her once fine physique.

Gerard: Say what now?

Butterball Effect by Mr. Softey January 25, 2009

buttballs

A condition of tightness or numbness in the testicles that is felt after fully inserting them inside another person's anus for a prolonged period of time. The intensity and duration of buttballs is dependent on several factors, including but not limited to the size of one's testicles, blood pressure, tightness and dilation of the host's anus, and duration of insertion.

"Damn Tone, you dunked yo nuts in that bitch's ass for over 20 minutes! You must have a serious case of buttballs."

buttballs by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2011

buttcall

A mobile phone call placed accidentally and unintentionally, usually from the Send button getting pushed during normal movement while the phone is in your back pocket (next to your butt).

"My phone rang about five times in a row and there was nobody there. Each one was a buttcall from Tricia!"

buttcall by Ghostnote April 22, 2008

Butterball Turkey

A girl who is overweight, if not obese, with a short, round build. She rounds out in the belly with small breast, if any at all, formed from excess body fat, packed into too-small a wardrobe. This makes her look like the packaged Butterball turkeys so many of us enjoy over the holidays. Butterball turkeys can often be found basted in their own cheap liquor.

That Butterball turkey stole my shirt and stretched it! Now it smells like $5 wine!

Butterball Turkey by Titler January 12, 2008