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butt sand 

The sweat-soaked flecks of toilet paper that accumulate in ones' butt crack during the day. This term applies mostly to women as men's butt cracks usually contain large amounts of poop and other filthiness.
He asked me to clean off my butt sand before he would go down on me.
butt sand by big hoss June 19, 2007

Butt Sandwich

The final two slices of bread left (assumed to be both ends) used for a sandwich.
Aw shit Danny you used the last two slices of good bread left for your toast last night. Now I got these asses left to Make a fricken peanut butter jeally Butt sandwich, boy is work going to suck today!
Butt Sandwich by Rick Steiner October 20, 2011

Poopy Butt sandwich 

The best sandwich Ever, essential when you have a poopy butt, you’ll end up craving a poopy butt sandwich
Hey cami, let’s get a poopy butt sandwich

Oh hell ya ! I’ve been craving one

double butt sandwich 

An act in which two people are in the 69 position but are performing orally on the other's anus.
Straight, bi or gay, everyone loves a double butt sandwich.

fart butt sandwich 

The act of farting into one's cupped hands, capturing it like a sandwich, then bringing it to another person's face.
Mindy was complaining that she was hungry, so Steve gave her a nasty fart butt sandwich to munch on.
fart butt sandwich by chuck stieg February 8, 2008

Nut Butt Sandwich 

Also known as the “Nut-on-a-butt” sandwich, when a guy fucks a girl from behind, nuts on her crack and smooshes the cheeks together, creating the nut butt sandwich.
“She woke me up for a midnight snack, so I give her a Nut Butt Sandwich.”
Nut Butt Sandwich by Dinuzbro November 2, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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