An alarming condition that
may soon reach epidemic status, butt sticker poop refers to a poop that, rather than fall harmlessly into the water, resists both the gravitational pull and bowel
push that usually expels poop from the butt into the
toilet, instead clinging to the butt
hole leaving an unpleasant fecal residue that is often difficult to wipe.
While the exact causes of butt sticker poop are unknown, experts hypothesize that it could be the result of many factors including but not limited to: stressful daily routine, excessive consumption of boneless
wings, low potassium levels, wild and unkempt anal hair, and underwear that doesn'
t fit properly.
Butt sticker poop is not thought to be contagious though it is advised you
stay away from a person suffering with BSP as they
may be irritable and surly until the condition passes. For those suffering with BSP doctors recommend bed rest and a lengthy post-poop shower.
Thomas: Hey Wendell, congrats on the new boneless wing consumption record.
Wendell: Thanks big T, but i don't know if it was worth it I have a
mondo case of butt sticker poop.
Thomas: Holy
Toledo! BSP is never
fun, you better hit the showers
