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mud butt shuffle 

the mid-dump act of moving from one stall to another in order to finish one's business in the event of a clog or other unforeseen event
I took such a huge dump that it clogged the toilet before I could wipe. I had to do the mud butt shuffle to the stall next to me to finish up.

Butt Shuffle 

When you are playing a game of go fish and instead of shuffling the deck you accidentally get sexual harassment charges.
He was in the middle of a game of duck duck goose when suddenly -
Oh Shit!
He butt shuffled again.
Butt Shuffle by maaayn August 27, 2015

Butt Stuff Shuffle 

A poor excuse for a dance move designed in thirty seconds, in which you wiggle your ass back and forth like there's a three foot dildo in there, and then walk forward and backward stiffly. (Imagine walking while holding a shit)
"Yo did you see Emily last night? she does the butt stuff shuffle a tad too well"