Tis when a mexican fucks you up the ass with a burrito (may or may not be extra spicy)
Maddie: "I was wondering a dark alley, when all the sudden this mexican jumps out of nowhere, shoves me head first in a garbage bin and mexican butt raped me. Damn that burrito was extra hott"
The force of an object (usually a manspenis) into the anus of another person against said persons will.
I was laying on my tummy on my bed when I suddenly felt someone on top of me pulling my tiny lace panties down and tearing them in the process. I tried to scream but the person held my head down into the pillow as they shoved a finger in my tight little, virgin, ass hole.
I screamed into the pillow as the person spat on my ass then shoved their big cock deep inside it.
This was the first of many experiances of Butt Rape
BRP stands for Butt Rape Potential. The term is used to describe the potential butt rape vulnerabilty of a indivual in a certain area. The BRP scale ranges from 1 to 100 based on multiple factors including but not limited to location, time, sketchiness of the surrounding area, number of people in close proximity and clothing (Gym shorts, and no belts increases BRP due to easy access).
Bending over in a prison shower to pick up a bar of soapwill increase the BRP (Butt Rape Potential).
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!