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Butler, MO 

a small town that contains the only stop light in the county, traffic jams are caused by tractors, when teens 'go out' it is the conclusion of two things, Sonic or gravel roads, home of the worlds smallest tombstone, the church to bar ratio is 19835619674:2, and you never know if your neighbors house could blow up becasue of a meth lab.
There is nothing to do in this town!' -'Well, at least we're not in Butler, MO there is nothing there
Butler, MO by hillbillybob2505 March 21, 2011
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Monkey Butler

A trained monkey that acts as your servant, catering for all your needs. Also Simian servant
"Would you like a can of Stella? The monkey butler will get it. Oi, monkey..."

Monkey Butler

An employee with a wide variety of often menial duties. Someone who gladly will complete whatever task is requested.
George serves as my Monkey Butler. Some days he works on getting new clients, other days he merely gets my lunch
Monkey Butler by BF-TMG April 20, 2006

bangalore monkey butler 

an ancient sexual jigsaw, originating in Bangalore, India. Features 27 varieties of penetration by and into 7 body parts. Tradional accessories include a passion fruit filled with petroleum jelly, lime skin finger puppets and one tiny fez hat.
A: That girl the other night was crazy, pulled a bangalore monkey butler on me!

B: Whoah!

A: Bad times tho, got the kashmir rasmir.

B: These things happen.

Monkey Butler

A person who has become a complete and utter follower of another group or person. He/she will act on their whim without any thought about how stupid he/she will look or the consequences of said actions. They are usually regarded with a mixture of contempt and amusement by those whom they "serve"
"he's not their friend, he's just their monkey butler"

"hey man, get me a beer"
"fuck off, make the monkey butler do it"
Monkey Butler by TheSanityAssassin November 3, 2004

monkey butler

A terminology that, if applied in a certain way, can be deemed offensive.
As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.
monkey butler by Craig July 7, 2004

Monkey Butler

when your “friend” likes your boyfriend.
omg erica definitely has a monkey butler for danny
Monkey Butler by bbmonkey November 16, 2021
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