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Butchels 

A short irish butch dyke that loves to eat potatoes and steak. Also is known to consume large amounts of beer, mostly Guinness.
That butchels over there just drank my last pint!
Butchels by Rickets6 October 16, 2008
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butchers apron 

you wrapped yourself in the union jack - the butchers apron
butchers apron by salmonhardybucks October 28, 2010
Cockney rhyming slang for look (butchers hook)
have a butchers at this for me
butchers by Human Sacrifice November 5, 2003

Butchers Bin

A butchers bin containing off cuts of various meat fat and offal thus resembling a battered well used clout
"went down on that trout the other night and her minge resembled a butchers bin"
Butchers Bin by CloutClipper73 February 2, 2022

Butchelorette Party

The "butch" version of a batchelorette party typically enjoyed by more masculine lesbians and queers.
Amanda, how many ones do I need to bring to your butchelorette party?

butchers pencil

Common terminology in the North of England for the descibing of a thin girl.
Q: Have you seen how thin that bird is?
A: Yeah, I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil.
butchers pencil by BogtrotterLeny August 26, 2007

butchers off 

To try really hard to achieve something, only to be thwarted at the last second or by the smallest increment.
Guy 1: OMG!!! i was on 24 kills!
Guy 2: You were Butchers Off a Nuke mate!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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