But Chutney

The creamy, tangy substance that is produced seconds after your dad fists you powerfully and deeply. The brown colour comes from abandoned dinglesprogs ( dollops left behind post-wipe) however the texture is provided by the loving fathers sex juice

Wow! My dads knuckles are covered in but chutney!

by The But Custard Connoisseur December 24, 2021

chutney

1.A Pak/Indo condiment made with spices.
2.A Carribean type of music.

I eat chutney on my rice.

by Salma January 25, 2004

chutney

Chutney
A type of music, made in mainly Guyana & Trinidad. This type of music has soca, and broken english broken down into it. The beat is usually fast. And something you can wine fast to. Chutney was made from the west indian people of Guyana and Trinidad.

Put on some Chutney music gyal?

by Extacy February 16, 2007

chutney

The substance that comes out of gay man's ass when he farts. A mixture of shit, semen, and vasoline.

Dude, that gay guy probably has to scrape the chutney off his wall every night.

by ReidG August 12, 2007

chutneys

An undefined part of anatomy used for comic effect

Get out or i'll kick you in the chutneys.

by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003

chutney

another word for back door bandit.

oi chutney you take it up the chuffer

by scooby dobby doo August 15, 2009

chutney

An abbreviation of "Chutney Ferret" (homosexual) from the viz profanasarous.

Look at that chuttney.

by Chutters Maximus October 07, 2003