Bussytown
Bussytown is a lawless wasteland where fannies stay exposed and cheeks clap like saloon doors.
Hardcore Harry and Bareback Barry uphold the law by day… but after sundown they become known as The Bareback Bandits.
Together they roam the streets braying every fanny in sight and leaving the whole county trembling.
Visitors are advised to stay indoors and never make eye contact after dark.
Hardcore Harry and Bareback Barry uphold the law by day… but after sundown they become known as The Bareback Bandits.
Together they roam the streets braying every fanny in sight and leaving the whole county trembling.
Visitors are advised to stay indoors and never make eye contact after dark.
“Last guy who talked crazy in Bussytown got ran out the saloon by the Bareback Bandits.”
“You don’t survive a night in Bussytown without losing your dignity.”
“Tourists love visiting Bussytown until the sun goes down.”
“Even the rats in Bussytown walk bowlegged.”
“Hardcore Harry keeps order in Bussytown… Bareback Barry makes sure nobody forgets it.”
“There’s only two rules in Bussytown: don’t snitch, and don’t ask questions.”
“You don’t survive a night in Bussytown without losing your dignity.”
“Tourists love visiting Bussytown until the sun goes down.”
“Even the rats in Bussytown walk bowlegged.”
“Hardcore Harry keeps order in Bussytown… Bareback Barry makes sure nobody forgets it.”
“There’s only two rules in Bussytown: don’t snitch, and don’t ask questions.”
Bussytown by Hardcoreharryy May 22, 2026
