Burger Dick

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.

Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.

Burger Dick by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

Burger dick

noun - The inability to become sexually aroused due to the consumption of a hamburger.

Hot naked 20-something year old girl: "Hey, I'm naked on your porch! Come fuck me!"

Old man: "Oh, I can't...I just ate a burger. I have burger dick..."

Burger dick by Chuck Shaw April 11, 2009

Patented Dick Burger 

The art of making your dick look like a hamburger by using your floppy aardvark as the meat and his twin hickory nuts as the bun. It's patented. Make your own.

"Dude my wife was being such a negative Nancy the other night so I hit her with that patented dick burger and she's all good now!"

Patented Dick Burger by Pangefous52 August 29, 2019

Dick Burger 

A stupid, lazy, asshole that complains about stupid shit. Gives false information. And constantly pronounces words wrong.

For fuck sake, Ken. Will you please stop being a Dick Burger.

Dick Burger by KerrJody November 7, 2019

dick burger 

Another way of calling someone a dumbass.

John was being a real dick burger today.

dick burger by Cheech April 2, 2003

Dick burger 

A burger you buy at Spencer’s

“Hey nice dick burger, dickhead. Where’d you get it from?“

“I got it from Spencer’s retard fuck.”

Dick burger by Dickburger69 December 12, 2019

Bugger Dick 

Also known as Bugger Balls; meaning anyone as stupid and potato faced as Brendan Schaub(a severely retarded ex MMA turned podcaster who is the laughing stock of the Internet due to his abysmal IQ level and horrific cringe content including moronic conversation and lack of self awareness).

Did you see Bugger Dicks "Special" The Gringo The Papi? What a fucking retard

Bugger Dick by Metal Rain March 21, 2024