A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.
Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.
by Eaton Holgoode August 11, 2015
Hot naked 20-something year old girl: "Hey, I'm naked on your porch! Come fuck me!"
Old man: "Oh, I can't...I just ate a burger. I have burger dick..."
Old man: "Oh, I can't...I just ate a burger. I have burger dick..."
by Chuck Shaw April 12, 2009
A stupid, lazy, asshole that complains about stupid shit. Gives false information. And constantly pronounces words wrong.
by KerrJody November 7, 2019
by Cheech April 2, 2003
by Dickburger69 December 12, 2019
The art of making your dick look like a hamburger by using your floppy aardvark as the meat and his twin hickory nuts as the bun. It's patented. Make your own.
"Dude my wife was being such a negative Nancy the other night so I hit her with that patented dick burger and she's all good now!"
by Pangefous52 August 29, 2019