To go out and get excessively drunk but still have a good story to tell about your adventures the following day.
Person 1 - "What'd you get up to last night?"
Person 2 - "Dude, I got braffled to fuck. I ended up pissing up a church and getting arrested. Was a good night"
Basic Rad Awesome Friends For Like Ever. Bro version of WAFFLE (wicked awesome friends for like ever). Originated in the Pacific Northwest by two archaeologists in a fancy bar.
Straight white woman: "are you two together?"
Two straight bros while patting each other on their shoulders in solidarity: "no, we're just braffles dude!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'