Bunktard

A person who often hits their golf balls into the bunker.

"Hit it into the bunker one more time and I'll have to start calling you a bunktard"

by Epatts September 13, 2018

Bucktarded

Bucktarded is a unique definition to define someone who is a “bucktee” and “retarded”.

Hey you know Sameer?
Yeah I do, why ?
That man is definitely Bucktarded.

by Slanglover12 April 15, 2020

bonktard

A sweaty person that plays bonk.ok. They leave sweat residue on their keyboard and always play grapple instead of classic

. Yo look at Fionn he is being a real BONKTARD.

by Beanz4172882 May 4, 2021

Buntard

Any man sporting a man bun.

Oh there goes Troy, out in public with his ridiculous man bun. What a buntard.

by azbankr June 5, 2017

Bucktard

A fan of the Ohio State Buckeyes who is so blinded by their idiotic love for the school/team that the are reduced to glittering jewels of colossal ignorance.

"That guy can barely put together a sentence without mentioning Jim Tressel, what a Bucktard."

by GOBLU October 19, 2009

Banktards

A family of fire-crotches that are epicly retarded. the often swear and scream at eachother for no apparent reason. they have not dusted there house since grandpa banktard bought it in the late 1800's. proceed with caution when scaling up the rickety poorly carpeted stairs, as cobwebs may entangle you. the whole family smells of dog farts and mac n cheese. they buy all of their food products in outrageous quantities. sometimes up to 250 boxes of mac n cheese at a time. the classic banktard breakfast consists of a whole bag of cereal with only a few drops of milk, and if your lucky, you may get a few pounds of sugar on top. they enjoy internet dating with children around 5 years younger than them. If you see a family like this, steer clear, for they are most likely the formidable banktards.

Example 1:

Dad: Austin! Do you F***n chores now or ill kick you out!
Austin: Shut the f**k up dad! ill kick your a**!
Mom: Austin! dont talk to your father that way!!!
Austin: f**k you mom!
Me: Stop bein Banktards!
Example 2:

Brittany: Austin get off me!
Austin: NO!... Arm Bar!!!
Sam: Im goin to taco bell to get 1000 tacos just for me. would you two like to split a 79 cent cheese roll up?
Austin and Brittany: F**k you!!! you two ton tank!

by Btard hater June 22, 2010

BuckTarded

A person native to Ohio that supports TTUN ( University of Michigan).

That dude down the street flying a Michigan Flag on his porch is a really BuckTarded.

by HOMELAND BUCKEYE February 3, 2015