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A clumsy, uncoordinated dumbass who can't do ANYTHING right. The equivalent of a fuck-up.
Urkel is an example of a bungler, tripping over everything, before he became Stefan and shit.
bungler by Reggie June 30, 2004
Words you can keep
Someone who believes what they read on the internet, no matter how far fetched and out of the world the pitch is.
Man I just read Bungler News , can you believe that George Bush never finished the third grade?
Bungler by Jason Norgaard April 8, 2010
non-bisexual version of the grungler
matthew: "man, bungler been weird lately"
bungler: "hey guys"
everyone: "holy guacamole"
bungler by tungtungsahurt April 26, 2026

Bum bungler 

Playful adjective used to describe an enthusiastically amorous homosexual male.
"That Berty... He's a bum bungler, you know."

"Oh, is that so? I thought I was the only gay in the village!"
Bum bungler by Wubwubwubwubwubwub November 6, 2012

garbage bungler 

Someone who caresses garbage or trash with his or her genitals.
Mr. Wininger is such a garbage bungler, I've caught him in my trash twice this week.
garbage bungler by thug_lyfe May 15, 2007

Spung-bungler 

The type of guy who jerks himself off and nuts in his own eye like a beee-yach.
That guy, you know, the one who tried to eat his underwear to beat the breathalyzer, he was a real spung - bungler. Fucker got off though.
Spung-bungler by Kairan November 17, 2003

Cunt Bungler 

A person that has an opportunity to have sex with a beautiful woman, but is so brain damaged that he misses the opportunity or completely ruins it by acting like a total fucktard, making the woman want to fuck her hand instead.
Jew Hung: "I can't believe Joe didn't blow his load last night, Mary was just about to suck his cock and mount him, but he preferred the to play on the Wii...he's such a Cunt Bungler!
Cunt Bungler by Choc Chink May 22, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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