by JayTheGreatest May 6, 2023
Get the Bundoculars mug.This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.
Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.
by pseudonomical platypus September 1, 2013
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A sexual act that involves the recipient cupping their hands around their eyes mimicking binoculars at which point their partner spray farts into their face. The hand placement allows for the funneling of the plume of fecal material onto the eye. The result is a distinct distribution of shit which resembles spectacles.
Erich: "Check out the gait on that girl"
Perkins: "I'd like her to shit on my eyes"
Erich: "Rusty Binoculars??"
Perkins: "Hell yeah, a concentrated burst."
Perkins: "I'd like her to shit on my eyes"
Erich: "Rusty Binoculars??"
Perkins: "Hell yeah, a concentrated burst."
by Dr. Noch's August 14, 2011
Get the Rusty Binoculars mug.same thing as beer goggles but when u drink Budweiser. This is what happens in the event of too many Budweisers.
by Diablo Pitt August 20, 2013
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Get the Baby Binoculars mug.Poor ass Mexican binoculars made by forming each hand into a circle and placing them over your eyes to see further away.
by Tatlaz June 17, 2016
Get the mexican binoculars mug.Ever since that hot chick moved in next door, my eyes have not left my binoculars. Oh shit she saw me!
by Zegeroth October 10, 2007
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