Noun.
A derogatory term for the city of Bremerton, Washington, due to its overall low living quality. Usually used by people of a more wealthy community of western Washington due to a heightened feeling of self importance because of their higher status.
1.
Speaker: Growing up in Bremerton...
Person 1: Bumerton? Jeez, what an armpit.
Person 2: Seriously.
2.
"The state is hiking cigarette taxes."
"Too bad for Bumerton."
"Haha. Those people are all addicted to nicotine. Suckers."
When one proceeds to have hardcore sex with their wife's brother and/or their wife's father. Then they proceed to eat food predominately a type of crackers which are placed all over the male's body. Once the crackers are placed they are slurped and and both the recipitants have a grand time.
Wife:where did you go to dinner with my family?
Austin: I gave your brother and father a morning buzzstrong, we didn't have to go out.