Bumfuckity: The meaning of being a dumb fuck and lazy bum..... My son was whining and was being a lazy bum about his life ect. So i said quit being so Bumfuckity!!
A lengthy distance from civilization, and public services OR a remote rural area.
A synonym of "bum fuck nowhere".
"Tom moved to way out to bumfuckity. He's not evenclose to the city anymore!"
"I was stranded in bumfuckity because there's no public transportation out there."
n. US military origin
1. Middle of nowhere. Someplace far away, hard to get to (even if you wanted to) and impossible to get back from.
2. Like Bumfuck Egypt, except further east.
1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.
Actually, it means that you live in the middle of nowhere - in the boonies - out in the boondocks - in an extremely rural or out-of-the-way area. Destination has nothing to do with it.
If the nearest place to buy gas for your car is an hour's drive away, you live in bumfuckegypt!
adj.
to describe a once indescribable extraordinary occurance which leaves people speechless and in awe. something which is as spectacular as butt sex.
bumfucktacular is arguably greater than fucktacular.
"Eli mannings escape from a sack, and then pass to David Tyree, AND THEN David Tyre's catch was the most BUMFUCKTACULAR plays i done ever seen!!!"
"yeah, eff them cheating Patriots. Go Dolphins! '72 represent"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.