Bullet-proof 

Having sufficient accrued corporate pension (usually near retirement age) that you can say & do whatever you like.

John told his manager to go fuck himself - he's bullet-proof

Bullet-proof by PaulF October 4, 2006

Bullet-proof 

Going downstairs in the middle of the night to get a drink only to find your father and his buddies circle-jerking to the movie "Willow"...and it doesn't phase you.

Yo, I heard about your dad beating off to a picture of Gary Coleman at work and getting caught by his boss. If that shit don't fuck you off, you must be bullet-proof, man.

Bullet-proof by w.yokum March 20, 2005

Bullet Proof 

Just 30 layers of bondo and Weilding blankets

Bullet Proof before the coup

Bullet Proof by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021

bullet proof hater coat 

An invisible coat that one puts on when they are or going to receive excessive amounts of hate.

Me:"hey lets go have some drinks at kirk's tonight"

You:"nah dog he's always talking mad shit to me"

Me:"Put your bullet proof hater coat on then fool and quit bein a pussy!!!"

bullet proof hater coat by sasquatch8u February 23, 2011

Bullet-Proof Moustache 

Bullet-Proof Moustache: (n.) Such a thick regular moustache that it becomes literally bulletproof. Perfect for deflecting headshots.

Chuck Norris is one of the few in the world who could grow a bullet-proof moustache. Too bad no one dares to shoot at him.

Bullet-Proof Moustache by Beilor4893 March 23, 2010

Bullet Proof Wig

A female of any dissent, who refers to the use of improperly inserting a weave to the top of their head. The extensions from the weave seem to protrude greatly from one's roots, thus creating an alien shaped affect, similiar to the likes of Predator. With such lift and body, the hair seems to serve as a means of protection, such as teflon abilities to block stray bullets. Therefore, for safety precautions, you may want to have at least one friend with a Bullet Proof Wig.

As Domonique danced, her Bullet Proof Wig danced beside her.

Bullet Proof Wig by Weavalicious July 17, 2007

Bullet-Proof Nudity 

The concept that the less armor or clothing a person wears, the more agile, less encumbered, and distracting they are in a combat situation.

This concept is mostly associated with females, but not exclusive.

After equipping the extremely skimpy bikini-armor, the battle was won as a result of "bullet-proof nudity."

Bullet-Proof Nudity by bbilbo1 March 25, 2010