Bullet-proof
Having sufficient accrued corporate pension (usually near retirement age) that you can say & do whatever you like.
Bullet-proof by PaulF October 4, 2006
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Bullet-proof
Going downstairs in the middle of the night to get a drink only to find your father and his buddies circle-jerking to the movie "Willow"...and it doesn't phase you.
Yo, I heard about your dad beating off to a picture of Gary Coleman at work and getting caught by his boss. If that shit don't fuck you off, you must be bullet-proof, man.
Bullet-proof by w.yokum March 20, 2005
Bullet Proof
Bullet Proof by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021
bullet proof hater coat
Me:"hey lets go have some drinks at kirk's tonight"
You:"nah dog he's always talking mad shit to me"
Me:"Put your bullet proof hater coat on then fool and quit bein a pussy!!!"
You:"nah dog he's always talking mad shit to me"
Me:"Put your bullet proof hater coat on then fool and quit bein a pussy!!!"
bullet proof hater coat by sasquatch8u February 23, 2011
Bullet-Proof Moustache
Bullet-Proof Moustache: (n.) Such a thick regular moustache that it becomes literally bulletproof. Perfect for deflecting headshots.
Chuck Norris is one of the few in the world who could grow a bullet-proof moustache. Too bad no one dares to shoot at him.
Bullet-Proof Moustache by Beilor4893 March 23, 2010
Bullet Proof Wig
A female of any dissent, who refers to the use of improperly inserting a weave to the top of their head. The extensions from the weave seem to protrude greatly from one's roots, thus creating an alien shaped affect, similiar to the likes of Predator. With such lift and body, the hair seems to serve as a means of protection, such as teflon abilities to block stray bullets. Therefore, for safety precautions, you may want to have at least one friend with a Bullet Proof Wig.
Bullet Proof Wig by Weavalicious July 17, 2007
Bullet-Proof Nudity
The concept that the less armor or clothing a person wears, the more agile, less encumbered, and distracting they are in a combat situation.
This concept is mostly associated with females, but not exclusive.
This concept is mostly associated with females, but not exclusive.
After equipping the extremely skimpy bikini-armor, the battle was won as a result of "bullet-proof nudity."
Bullet-Proof Nudity by bbilbo1 March 25, 2010
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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