Bulgarians 

People living in Bulgaria or from Bulgarian descent. Usually think that their country is the best in world, with the most beautiful women and nature, although they probably have never even been to another country. Believe that they invented the computer, rakia and shopska salata. Constantly complain about how poor they are but are unwilling to work. Don't ever talk to them about the 'Turkish yoke' unless you want to be trapped in a 5 hour conversation about their skewed vision of history. If this happens, open a window and door and they will run away screaming because the 'techenya' (or draft) might kill them.

Bulgarians seriously think that they invented the computer.

Bulgarians by Desislava December 21, 2008

Bulgarian

The hottest and loudest people on the planet. You know you're Bulgarian when:
1) your normal volume is twice that of your other friends

2) you eat your body weight in baklava and shopska salad

3) you've been drinking beer since you were in diapers

4) headache? rakiya! knee scratch? rakiya! headache? rakiya! divorce? rakiya!

5) music videos are mostly softcore porn

6) you have to explain chalga to everyone

7) your baba will tell you to lose weight but won't let you leave the house unless you've eaten four servings of manja

8) you yell "opa!" at anything from your friends tripping up, to baking a good cake

"What are you watching, why us everyone naked and with lip fillers?!"

"I'm Bulgarian, it's just the newest pop song!"

Bulgarian by sophia00 August 18, 2016

Bulgarian constant 

Basically anything which makes your result correct. (In Bulgaria they call this "coefficient of adjustment".)

your actual result × Bulgarian constant = expected result

Bulgarian constant by tomask July 7, 2021

Bulgaria 

A country that you didn't know existed until someone from there keeps bringing it up.

Friend: Yoooo in my glorious country Bulgaria, they have those but wayyyy better. America sucks.
Other friend: Isn't Bulgaria a picnic park in Russia?

Bulgaria by squiffy121 September 23, 2020

Bulgarian Shit Twister 

When a woman squats over a man's meat stick while he is laying on his back, then unleashes a slightly loose dump similar to oatmeal. The woman then proceeds to insert the man's shlong into her anus and bounce on it while performing a plethora of consecutive 180 degree spins after each bounce; using her feces as lube.

Dude. Your mom gave me the best Bulgarian Shit Twister last night after your birthday party.

Bulgarian Shit Twister by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015

Bulgaria 

A small nation with a shit ton of corruption(sorry Boiko Borisov), gypsys, strong alcohol, nice girls? and nice nature.

Bulgaria is a nation.
What did you expect?

Bulgaria by Kalestrov March 30, 2020

Bulgaria 

A disease that household pets often can receive which causes the animal to lose their teeth

I noticed my pet chinchilla had Bulgaria when his teeth were scattered around his cage.

Bulgaria by Alexandrine Joffrey June 12, 2016