bugger me 

An expression of surprise and partial disbelief. Not to be taken literally. Also used as a challenge.

Well bugger me if you'll be getting an example!

bugger me by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

Bugger me 

Well bugger me...

Bugger off, you aint getting an example!

Bugger me by A_Llama March 4, 2004

bugger me sideways 

when youve been proved wrong or
when something unexpected happens

well "bugger me sideways" i didnt see that one coming

bugger me sideways by flite November 24, 2003

bugger me with a fishfork 

Shocked.

Just won the lottery "well bugger me with a fishfork "

bugger me with a fishfork by Saturdaysun January 4, 2011

bugger me with a fishfork 

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius

Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?

bugger me with a fishfork by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016

bugger me gently with a dil-do 

To be suprised by something or someones actions.

'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on one knee

bugger me gently with a dil-do by Joey February 15, 2005

Bugger Me Sideways 

To sexually penetrate one`s asshole with a 50 caliber AP ( Armor Penetration ) rifle round, before immediately inserting a 15 inch+ penis into the hot and bloody, mutilated shithole.

Jeff: *BANG* *BANG* OOHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH **OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STACY OHOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHO

*BANG*

Jhonno: Such a shame that here in Cali, we *cannot do that*

Jhonno: Bugger Me Sideways

Bugger Me Sideways by S.S Pepe February 24, 2020