Bubdates are social media updates usually done by mothers (sometimes fathers) with young and new-born babies. These people only ever use their accounts to post updates on their children. They often over-post these updates, which can drive everyone crazy.
I logged onto my Facebook account and 90% of my feed was bubdates from girls I know!
Too broke to properly take a girl in a date? take her on a budgdate! Start off with a nice (free) walk in the park. Public restrooms earn you budgdate points, because c'mon you have to buy her a $10 coffee just to use Starbucks restroom and ain't nobody got time fo dat.and end the night by taking her to costco or bJs cause let's all just admit, you can have A sample buffet. But please please Please walk there and avoid parking meter fees! Not to mention, gas ain't cheap bro.
We had our first budgdate at the park. Son I'm on a budget!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!