When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.

"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."

Buffer Nut by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 21, 2018

dick buffet

Like a cock-a-thon but with more variety.

Steve: Did you see all those guys go into Stacy's last night? She must have had a cock-a-thon!
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.

dick buffet by DickBuffetConnoi May 11, 2016

Buffhole

Buffhole: when your vagina tear to your ass.

Damn when Taundrah gave birth that bitch tore herself a buffhole.

When Vickey put two whole arms in her pussy, that hoe gave herself a buffhole.

Buffhole by Uffda daddy November 10, 2018

Buffetalo

Pronounced buff-ay-uh-lo
A grey-ish, uniformly textured "meat" found in most all-you-can-eat buffets. It is harvested from a genetically engineered animal with a cubic shape and little to no internal structure. It was created purely to decrease costs and its shape allows for efficient stacking. In order to increase "meat", scientists included no bones or organs in its structure. To account for this, the flesh is stiff enough to keep the animal's shape. As a result, all buffetalo has the texture of half processed rubber and the taste of an over salted slug.

Created by:
Lance-a-lot and Justinian the Wrong

1.
Guy1: "This steak is super tough!"
Guy2: "That's not steak, that's buffetalo."
Guy1: "Ugh... No wonder it tastes like that."

2.
Son: "Hey, have you tried the buffetalo? Its really good tonight!"
Dad: "Wow, you're right! It almost tastes like food!"

3.
At Housecity buffet:
Worker1: "We're almost out of buffetalo over here."
Worker2: "It's fine; I think we have some stacked up in the back."
Worker2: "Great!"

Buffetalo by Justinian the Wrong April 28, 2013

BuffEZ

BuffEZ is a famous youtuber who makes funny content.

-oh you know BuffEZ uploaded a new video
-Aight i'mma watch it

BuffEZ by CarlosTheGod January 5, 2021

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026