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Buenas Dias Pendehos 

The ultimate hello to say to your friends. If you want to kill someone, use this word. If you want dat ass, use this word. It is the ultimate way to do anything.
Person 1: Buenas Dias Pendehos!
Person 2: *fucking dies*

buenos dias sex

Translation: Good Morning Sex.

Definately referring to sex in the a.m. with a hot Spanish man.
I can't wait to have buenos dias sex on vacation!

buenos dias 

Spanish, used when greeting a person
buenos dias by marie September 18, 2004

BUENOS DIAS AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM

WHAT'S YOUR "TELEPATHY.254 OF ANYBODY YOU CHOOSE TODAY?
How SNAZZY that actually calling an ASSHOLE "ASSH0LE" an equivocation of intentions would "BLOW DANGEROUS SMOKE OVER MANY" as BUENOS DIAS AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM as I wish I can meet you again not at the same place but you know where " I AM" as that is everyone regarding SUNDERARAJAN PICH"AI" of G00GLE ALPHABET turning the PAGE eating a ReUBIN "SANDWICH" and all the "bRIN" as just off the RIM driving a "TESLA" by SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI drive being careful with the "SUBTLE SUB "THE WAY.EAT SHIT(FROM RECTUM) " "JARED" as stay out of SUBWAY SANDWICH as the hurricane "ANDREW" is happening pharmacist "COHEN" as the ANAL as the ANO SPANISH THE MEDIA LANGUAGE has good for this " FEMALE" UD ERIC SCHMIDT as the 10cc " THE SUN SHINES OUT OF OUR ASS" and OH OFFENDI as "ANDY JASSEY JASSY as " up yours up mine but up everybody's ZUCKER takes time DOORSEY DORSEY BUTT we're working on it ELON REEVE MUSK has the most factories for the BIGGEST ASSHOLE EVER DEVISED ....THE "CATCHER without the pitcher "except for singing" THE BATTERY ", TICK TOK MICR0S0FT PEET'S STARBUCKS and close to I BOWEL MOVEMENT TIME SHIT ASSH0LE .
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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