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beesechurger 

dude what the fuck

John: Hey want a beesechurger?

Joe: Did you just fucking say beesechurger?

John: Autocorrect hate it.

Joe: Why the fuck would beeesechurger be in autocorrect?

John: ... I don't know.
fucking beesechurger

beesechurger 

A glitch in the Matrix.
Carl: Beesechurger
Everyone fucking dies
beesechurger by 🤶🏿 March 18, 2018

beesechurger 

The most succulent fruit of nature

capable of making the consumer invincible at the cost of being more at risk of catching the big gay
WELCOM TO MACDAWNALDS DO YOU WANT A PHUCKING BEESECHURGER?
p-please.. I just want to see my wife again...
CHINKIN NUNGET!
*1 beesechurger was added to your inventory*
The result of using Burt’s Bees chapstick and applying it under and over your eyelids. This causes a tingling and chilling sensation around your eyes and face.
Mom: Did you smoke today?
Chauncelor: No, I’m just hella beesed.

Oh my fucking god I’m beesed out of my mind!
Beesed by Thechauncelor December 21, 2018
Beesexual is when you are sexually attracted to bees
Friend: I’m beesexual
Me: so you are that mentally ill ugly ass woman from the bee movie?
Friend: Omg that’s so beephobic
Me: I don’t care never talk to me again
Beesexual by Cabomar February 12, 2021
beese is cheese for bees.
beese by EmoLogic101 August 18, 2019
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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