Buc-ee’s

The only place where Texans buy souvenirs from their own state to gift to themselves.

Friend: Why you got a shirt with a beaver on it like every bandwagoner on the block? We live 5 mins away from a Buc-ee’s.

Me: Does your state have their own shirt they can proudly wear in their home state? Your cubs jersey doesn’t count.

by TheyKnowMeAsAnxiety June 22, 2019

Buc-ees

the greatest chain of gas stations ever. Only in Texas.

and they have the cleanest restrooms ever. 'Nuff said.

Hold on man, I'll pull over at Buc-ees. They have the cleanest restrooms ever, and this cute little beaver mascot dude.

by Guitar shredder. August 31, 2010

Buc-ees

The greasiest place on earth. Not exclusive to Texas cuz we gottem in Alabama yeeyee

Man: Ayo you been to Buc-ees ?
Girl: Not yet bruh. If I go imma need some cash cuz they got errything fam

by QueenSkittles November 08, 2021

The Buc-ee's Effect

The effect on highway traffic that the franchise buc-ees has months after opening a new location.

Did you see all the cars backed up 3 exits back.

Yeah they just opened a Bu-cee's about 3 months ago.

Oh so this is The Buc-ee's Effect

by RunicHydraDCCCX November 06, 2022

Buc-ee's Boy

the act of ...(going to a Buc-ee's General Store in the middle of No Where to meet a friend you met online. Leading you into the bathroom, your "friend" starts beating you with an "Alaskan Pipeline" until you are battered and bruised. The term comes from a recent story in Alabama, USA.

If I came and meet you Adam please don't turn me into a Buc-ee's Boy

by Mr. Green Bean August 08, 2023

Buc-ee bomb

A buc-ee bomb is when you defecate in a buc-ee bag and tie it off and throw it

Yo man I ate so much food at buc-ees I had to go out back and make a Buc-ee bomb

by Turdass June 07, 2022

Buc-ee the Rapey beaver

Buc-ee will fuck anything that he finds fuckable

Never find buc-ee the Rapey beaver when he wants to fuck something or someone

by Fishnuggets66 November 08, 2023