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In the great metropolitan city of Seattle we have an ever progressive bus system. But on our wonderfully convenient buses, bums like to wander. In and out they go, winter, summer, spring and fall. Often times they are loony, and speak peaceful gibberish words into your ear. When earphones, sunglasses, and a hood won't shield you from uncomfortable bus chatter and no longer keep you safe from these migrant babblers, you wear the cleverly fashionable BUSTACHE!!

A bustache, is a mustache, that you wear in the bus. (Or anytime that you need to ward off crazies.)
I'm glad I wore my bustache to the Seattle Storm game, it kept me feeling safe and confident during those awkward conversations.
Bustache by chrystih June 25, 2008
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Term to define the desconcerting dark hair growth on some womens chests.
'She should NOT wear such low tops'

'I know.. look at her bustache!'
bustache by eggnoglover January 16, 2010
an uncommonly known term for the thick and robust hair surrounding ones butt hole.
sweet moses, check out the bustache on that goat licker
bustache by Totally.... July 22, 2007
Coming on a girl's upper lip.
"I came a bustache on her face."
bustache by Cro August 7, 2005

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
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funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
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