A natural phenomenon by which bros intrinsically congregate. Modern science describes brovity using the general theory of brolativity in which brovitation is a consequence of the curvature of the space/bro fabric.

The curvature of the space/bro fabric is attributed to fact that a single bro has the propensity to naturally bend his relative locus. The bending of the space/bro fabric is a result of bromass. Under these circumstances, bros exert an attraction on one another.

*Empire State of Mind plays...*

Passerby: Whoa... what's going down at the Tau Phi Alpha house?

Another Passerby: I don't know... It's a Thursday night and there has to be at least 70 bros over there. What's the deal?

Speculative Onlooker: It's brovity. The universal law by which bros naturally exert an attraction to other bros. Three bros throw a beer social and in little time they'll attract more and more bros... Natural law my friends.

Passerby: Looks like a complete sausage fest.

brovity by Define Me! February 13, 2010

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Bruvting

It’s as though it’s a “brother thing” only close friends can relate too. Someone can also be defined as a “bruvting” if they are a very close pal

Ellie Nicola and Kacey are my bruvtings

Guys it’s just a bruvting

Bruvting by Elyseboo February 20, 2019

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brevity

short duration.

Most of us have heard Shakespeare's quote "brevity is the soul of wit" but most of us would like to know what the fuck it means

brevity by your_daddy October 8, 2008

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